Why soyciety is collapsing and that's a good thing
>be brave, shining knight
>king orders me to slay a dragon that's terrorizing his kingdom
>he promises me nothing because I'm a FUCKING WHITE KNIGHT and that means I'm already paying reparations to everyone for simply existing
>princess scoffs at me and says I should be grateful to make up for my sin of privilege
>make my way to the dragon's den
>no armor because i can't afford it
>no horse because it was needed to feed the immigrants that the king brought in
>no sword because self-defense is illegal
>right about to fight the dragon with my bare hands
>violently bitchslapped by the princess, who came in to save the dragon from my evil white knight privilege
>throw my hands up and say "screw it". Leave the kingdom
>princess marries the dragon
>dragon kills princess out of boredom
>dragon then razes the kingdom
>I get all the blame because apparently I was supposed to slay it with my bare hands
This is why I laugh at all the cucked, controlled opposition e celebs that demand in various ways that you serve soyciety even though it doesn’t serve you.
There’s no need to elaborate, but I will a little anyway.
I’d rather join forces with the dragon, he hasn’t done anything to me.
Just started my channel, I think you may like it. I'll be adding more soon, ran across one of your comments and it was refreshing. That said;
I found your story funny and I get the point so I won't be pedantic about the Volsungs or Nibelungenlied haha. I guess my response would be a list of demands and withdrawal, wait for the dragon to go rampant, say "I told you so, do you have my reward?" if they concede, execute your carefully laid strategy. If not, let them die and raid the ruins for fertile females to start a new society.
A short but amusing article.