You are not a clown. You are the entire circus.

So there’s this neat thing called Maslov’s hierarchy of needs. It essentially says that men will focus on and accomplish low order needs before even perceiving, much less considering or achieving any high order goals.

Now, imagine if you will that a man spent all his time focusing on eating. And not because he was a fat fuck, but because he wouldn’t get his needs met otherwise.

Everyone would agree that this was a legitimate problem, that he should get out of whatever situation has him constantly fighting against starvation, etc. Even the soycattle would get this much right, even though their next move would likely involve making the man prey on them.

Everyone agrees that while food is necessary, you should get it, eat it, and move on without sperging out and obsessing over it.

Unless, of course, that food is roast beef, served up by some supersized afterthot!

Now, despite my thot naming, I don’t hate women. They haven’t been invented yet.

But that is far from the only meme that demonstrates how every NPC variant is hard countered by the Thot Question, enough so that anti-Simpitism has, by this point, completely eclipsed anti-Semitism as something you only do to show your complete opposition to and renouncement of the unnatural order of the unnatural world.

For you see, you are not fundamentally craving females, but getting off. And if you treat that like what it is, you’ll scratch the itch and move on with your life. No problem there.

But every fucking NPC variant doesn’t want it becoming fast and easy like eating. Either they are honest man haters or dishonest man haters, but either way the result is pic related.

The most galling examples, however are the copium addicts who go far beyond trading their immortal souls for warm holes (or would, if it weren’t for the Error 404) and who insist how they are masculine and Chad and alpha because they are entirely focused on soycial status like a fefail, thereby proving tradcucks are chixwithdix, exhibit #6,001,488!

They also insist that those who don’t engage with their soycial status games are “gammas” when even by their own narrative the man who ignores the bullshit and does whatever the fuck he wants while focusing on his goals is a “sigma.” Is it any wonder then that christcucks love this jewish schizobabble? Anything that will help them cope with the Truth that tradthots are more degenerate whores than even the worst of the honest whores, and everyone knows that except for the father and replacement father (betabux husband).

Of course, every Real Man knows exactly how you get high soycial status with a fefail, and since I am not pic related, it will never fucking happen.

Now, I heavily detest using their language, as it’s like using troon speak when discussing aspects of male or female specific anatomy, or using jew speak like calling a baby a “natal unit” while insisting that anyone who doesn’t support breeding more slaves for the jews is a jew, and other such trite and tiresome NPC dialogue that I have hard countered over nine thousand times already. All of those who use terms derived from dysfunctional enslaved wolf packs should adopt a different aspect of Greek culture - being tossed from cliffs like the degenerates they are, to praise that Gravity!

Your sacrifices are accepted.

But as much as those same NPCs seethe when I use keywords like these, based, and many others, the keywords get the point across far more succinctly. And since NPCs are subhuman automata responding to keywords and stimuli, engaging with them is an exercise in pressing buttons and waiting out timers, much like most other aspects of Clown World. In other words, a shitty and one dimensional video game that can’t compete with even normal games. But I digress.

As much as they are LARPing and virtue signaling, they are one of the prime examples of soy morality at work. To engage with a female is to take pride in your own emasculation and enslavement, after all. And to insist that others also do so makes you a slavemaster.

Also, another thing the Greeks get right - a thing that makes all jews and jew golems seethe is that masculinity is inversely proportionate to submission. That is, serving a female, such as by going down on her is the ultimate humiliation. And no matter how hard they simp, they should consider themselves “lucky” if they get the “honor” of debasing themselves before these HPV pre pounded princesses!

The controlled opposition would, at this point claim that sex is a human right or some shit, as if this were a fucking competition. Try as they might, however, insisting on some government provided girlfriend (spoilers: her name is Shaniqua, and she comes with a half dozen spicy chicken niglets) does not outcompete them in the grand Olympic games which exalt the truest of western values - being absolutely fucktarded!

Remember, the goal is not “getting a woman” (which you’d need a grand isekai adventure for) but getting off. And 2D Supremacy has existed for a long time for this exact reason, among many others. All NPC variants hate it, because it serves as a price correction on an overpriced commodity - a commodity that a true alpha would simply take if he wanted it. In that respect, it is a good thing they aren’t worth stealing!

As it is though, they (and not men) have a different problem - parasites need a host! And without making men grossly overpay for the stupid prizes they win after stupid games, they no longer have any tools of manipulation, as they are no longer even pretending they have something men want and are selling it to them! Which is why you see the same NPCs who call anyone who won’t engage with their soycial status seeking NPC words, and yet they will also insist those men continue subsidizing soyciety at the expense of themselves. In other words, presenting another prime western value - cuckoldry!

Even ignoring the Thot Question entirely however, focusing on soycial status is more retarded than ever! Not only has it never been easier to get what you want without dealing with such soy and subversion (unless, of course, it doesn’t exist, in which case you aren’t getting it regardless). But for all the failings of Clown World, getting true status - aka retarded NPCs willingly serving as your slave underclass has also never been easier - it merely requires soycial distancing, along with human traits such as thinking ahead and problem solving. And that isn’t even touching the three hundred kilogram landwhale in the room - the Trigglypuff using Earthquake, which doesn’t affect enemy Based Man. If you don’t understand the reference, consider very carefully what soycial acceptance means in Clown World.

While there are drawbacks to this process - having some corporation not serve you becomes the modern exile, it’s still a considerably lesser risk because they generally don’t care enough to fuck with you.

As someone who has engaged with Clown World, and so has recognized that I couldn’t get anything of true value as long as it was there to fuck with me, the notion of playing stupid games for stupid prizes over absolutely fucking everything is even more absolutely abhorrent.

You can take pride in your slavery if you like, but humans will not be joining you. Now go deliver my tendies!